Level 3 Super Schmendrick
You are probably some kind of ace, which means saying so would probably be a good signal.

that’s kind of the thing, though, is i don’t think it would be a good signal? i’m not sure what social problem i might solve by identifying as ace, except my deficiency in not-being-cishet cred, which isn’t a problem i’m interesting in solving like that. conversely, it could create new problems with people being less likely to behave affectionately towards me!

i guess it could sort of maybe somehow improve my chances with respect to my ridiculous superpower where practically everyone i get a crush on turns out to be ace, except like, i’m pretty sure that’s not how it works

last tmi hopefully

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additional tmi, attempting to parse what the heck i DO want when i feel “sexually attracted” to someone. weird embarrassing imagine spot follows.

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tmi stuff under the cut:

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this is a mosquito hate blog

bepeu:

mosquitos are so stupid they dont fcking even have toes

just-shower-thoughts:

oh god why do dirty naked people keep climbing into me

this is the most audaciously stupid thing that has ever happened in all of homestuck and i’m one hundred percent completely on board with it

this is the most audaciously stupid thing that has ever happened in all of homestuck and i’m one hundred percent completely on board with it

WHEN DID THIS

metal-socks:

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GET HOTTER THAN THIS?!

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lieutenantfish:

[4:23pm] Timu12: LtFish listen to this joke
[4:23pm] LtFish: ok
[4:23pm] Timu12: once upon a time, there was a girl named Izzy (short for Isabel)

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god what if, though. what would her shadow look like. her persona. is she still a robot in p4d? is there like an aigis situation going on? is she the aeon arcana??? was marie originally going to be miku before the brand deal fell through or something? there are so many implications here and i don’t know how to deal with any of them